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to love when people lie ♫

to live a teenage dream ♫

to find your love ♫

to forget my name ♫

that love is a drug ♫

to light it up like dynamite ♫

that you’ll only break my heart ♫

to enjoy riding solo ♫

to stop answering the telephone ♫

that I’m cooler than you ♫

to dream of being a billionaire ♫

to not be afraid ♫

to be bulletproof ♫

and to be young forever ♫

 

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